spam

I am so sick and f***ing tired of all this spam s*** that I've been getting..
guys you know what I'm talking about, so random b!tch from another country saying "I love your profile, I think your hot and I would love to cam with you" or some s*** similar, f*** that. well there doesn't seem to be any way around it.. spam is spam and I'm sure you girls get it too (well girls get spam locally from retarded creeps that just send them d!ck pics.. ontop of actual spam)
well I know I'm not the only one who has b!tched about this, probably not the last

sometimes you just need to b!tch and moan, and I'm not one to do that often

2 Comments | Send To Friend | 1 June 2008

funny joke

The following is an important
announcement...

Police warn all clubbers, partygoers, and unsuspecting bar regulars
to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. A
new date rape drug on the market called "beer" is used by many
females to target unsuspecting men.

The drug is generally found in liquid form and is now available
almost anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, from taps and in large
"kegs."

"Beer" is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to
persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them.
Typically, a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few
units of "beer" and then simply ask him home for no strings attached
sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach.

After several "beers" men will often succumb to desires to perform
sexual acts on horrific looking women to whom they would never
normally be attracted. After drinking "beer," men often awaken with
only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night
before, often with just a vague feeling that something bad occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their
life's savings in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." It has
been reported that in extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd
enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of
servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage."

Apparently, men are much more susceptible to this scam after "beer"
is administered and sex is offered by the predatory female.

Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. However, if you
fall victim to this insidious "beer" and the predatory women
administering it, there are male support groups with venues in every
town where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter in
an open and frank manner with similarly affected, like-minded guys.

For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in
the yellow pages.

1 Comments | Send To Friend | 8 December 2006

idiots

so I'm changing some pics, updating since I haven't been around CasualKiss for
sometime and also seeing whos around these days. not even a day
later after putting some new pics up of me and my gurl, some b!tch has
the nerve to say shes ugly and I can do better... well a little word to
the immature f***tards...

1 "Do not insult anyone if you lack a pic of your own to show the world how ugly you really are"

2 "if you seriously think I can do better, thats not one way of getting my attention"

3 "my gurl is not ugly, actually she makes most women look ugly, your just a jealous b!tch thats all"

4 "You can go f*** yourself because I don’t give two sh!ts about what
you think. If you got shot in the head today by your own mother I
wouldn’t care. I hope you grow up to have many children, and each one
of them have their throats slit and have their guts taken out of their
own body and smeared down your throat."

6 Comments | Send To Friend | 2 June 2006

Question about Marriage

DATING ADVICE | The difference between having Guts and having
Balls...

Guts is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are
you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

Balls is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass
and having the balls to say, "You're next."

now beyond questionable punichment would be pointing that out to your wife

0 Comments | Send To Friend | 25 January 2006

hahafunny

One day a single mother was in the grocery store
with her 4 kids. They were acting up. Bad little kids. They were running
around grabbing items off the shelves crying and screaming all over the
place. The mother grabbed all and said "I should of swallowed all of
you!"

0 Comments | Send To Friend | 25 January 2006

a joke!!

A man goes to a restaurant and orders a chicken
dish. By the time the food is ready and he is about to eat, the waiter
comes back and says, "Sir, I'm afraid there has been a mistake. You see,
that police officer who is sitting at the next table is a regular
customer of ours and he usually orders the same dish. The problem is,
this is the last chicken in the house. I'm afraid I'll have to take this
dish to him and arrange for another dish for you!"

The guy gets really upset and refuses to give up his food. The waiter
walks over to the other table and explains the situation to the officer.
A few minutes later the officer walks over to the man's table and says,
"Listen and listen good. That is MY chicken you are about to eat and
I'll warn you, whatever you do to that chicken I'll do the same to you.
You pull out one of its legs, I'll pull out one of yours. You break one
of its wings, I'll break one of your arms!"

The man calmly looks at the chicken, then sticks his middle finger in
the bird's rectum, pulls it out and licks it. He then gets up, drops his
pants, bends over and says, "Go ahead!"

2 Comments | Send To Friend | 23 January 2006

Some Christmas Cheer!!!

Hey people, got a small joke for us all hope you enjoy!

Dear Santa...

You must be surprised that I'm writing to you today, the 26th of
December. Well, I would very much like to clear up certain things
that have occurred since the beginning of the month, filled with
illusion, I wrote you my letter. I asked for a bicycle, an electric
train set, a pair of rollerblades, and a football uniform. I
destroyed my brain studying the whole year. Not only was I the first
in my class, but I had the best grades in the whole school. I'm not
going to lie to you, there was no one in my entire neighbourhood that
behaved better than me, with my parents, my brothers, my friends,
and with my neighbours. I would go on errands, and even help the
elderly cross the street. There was virtually nothing within reach
that I would not do for humanity. What balls do you have leaving me
a f***ing yo-yo, a stupid whistle and a pair of socks? What the f***
were you thinking, you fat son of a b****, that you've taken me for
a sucker the whole f***ing year to come out with some s*** like this
under the tree. As if you hadn't f***ed me enough, you gave that
across the street so many toys that he can't even walk
into his house. Please don't let me see you trying to fit your big
fat a** down my chimney next year. I'll f*** you up. I'll throw
rocks at those stupid reindeer and scare them away so you'll have to
walk back to the f***ing North Pole, just like what I have to do now
since you didn't get me that f***ing bike. F### YOU SANTA. Next year
you'll find out how bad I can be, you FAT-SON-OF-A-B####.

Sincerely,

Little Johnny

0 Comments | Send To Friend | 22 December 2005